S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y, night.

Journal Entry:

Last weeknd I was looking out my window from the top floor, it was early evening, and i watched two girls climb out from the basement of a squat adajacent to the empty lot across the street. They wriggled out and crouched behind a pile of old wood and pipes. Two girls sat on the wood and chain smoked, while one girl crouched and pulled her pants down and peed while they all smoked and talked. The girl peeing wore a black and red plaid skirt with a black hoodie and her hair crazy coloured blood red. Her ass was facing me, and it was whiter than any white i had ever seen. She balanced there peeing and smoking at the same time while talking to her friends. She looked around for something to wipe with, and seeing nothing, used the front of her shirt. She stood up, yawned, and then blew her nose on the shirt as well.
I was cracking up. Rancid was playing at CBGB's around the corner, and the troops were out if full force. Two guys, one with a military mohawk, and another in a GBH tshirt crossed the street in front of my building. The one in the GBH tshirt slowed down, leaned on a construction cone to steady himself, and vomited in the middle of the street.
All of this happened within 3 minutes.
Last week a carfull of kids who were drunk and stupid sat out in front of my building for an hour, screaming. A huge group of them came piling out of The Bowery Poetry Club twirling and screeching and dancing around like some loser teenagers at a gayass Rocky Horror Show matinee. I got so pissed off that i went on the roof and and threw a rock down on top of their van. It made a loud KACHUNK as it hit. I went back downstairs to my apartment and listened to them scream some more. I got so mad I went back to the roof and threw three big rocks in rapid succession. Each one sounded like thunder as it hit the car roof.
When I went back to my apartment and looked out the window they had left.
Fucking assholes.